The University of Georgia Women's Basketball team will be traveling to Dallas, TX to take on Texas A&M in the Sweet 16. I, along with ~23 other members of the UGA Basketball Band, will be traveling with them to make the other team's life a little more difficult. I am pretty stoked about this trip, and I really want my girls to win this (we are the underDAWG) so that we can prove to the world that UGA Women's Basketball is a force to be reckoned with. This being said, one of the traditions of the trumpet section during football season it to have a hype (a time of degradation of the other team) to get everyone pumped up for the game. Well, here is my attempt at writing one for basketball!
Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to embark on a very important mission. This mission will not be easy, but it is one that we must accomplish. We must beat Texas A&M! We are going to be on their turf, in front of their fans, but we shall overcome! The great state of Georgia doesn't often deal with the Lone Star State, but Sunday we are going to wipe the floor with them! The way I see it, there are three reasons why UGA should be Texas A&M.
1) They are dumb. (How dumb are they?) Well, I am glad you asked! They are so dumb, that if they had to come to Georgia to play this game, they would end up in California!
2) I'm just going to leave this point to Lee Ermy...
3) Maroon is an ugly color.
4) Three Famous Texans: Bonnie and Clyde and Mark David Chapman. (Ryker has managed to be awesome despite his being from Texas. This may have been the result of spending his college years in Georgia!)
5) They don't have a real mascot! I mean seriously, what is an Aggie anyway? Sounds like a disease to me!
Ok... So this may not be all that interesting, but I was bored and wanted an excuse to have Lee Ermy and Spongebob Squarepants both on my blog!
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